Yes, it doesÂ seem that Hillary Clinton thinks the South will like her better if she puts on a fakeÂ Southern accent. And yes, she put one on while in South Carolina.Â It’d be laughable if it weren’t so cringe-worthy. Seriously, I physically winced. Then I threw up in my mouth a little.
Take a listen:
Now before you Hillary apologistsÂ start screaming that she isn’t really fakingÂ a Southern accent and that weâ€™re just making things up, let me call your attention to a few lines:
â€śBill and I are having the best time. I have to tell ya, he is just putty already.â€ť
â€śAnd a little guy from Arkansas. Iâ€™ve said a lot. I said, you know, Iâ€™m not running for my husbandâ€™s third term, and Iâ€™m not running for Barrack Obamaâ€™s third term.â€ť
â€śI love watching people redecorating their housesâ€¦â€ť
â€śI donâ€™t wannaâ€¦I-I gotta enough problems making sure I get nominated. I donâ€™t wanna interfereâ€¦â€ť
Listen to the way she draws out her words, the constant use of contractions. It’s sounds as forced asÂ Liam Neeson’s ‘I’m American but kind of Irish’ schtick. Though I look forward to ‘Taken 9’.
Thing is, this isnâ€™t her first time tryingÂ this crap either. She’s been caught before. Several times.
EXHIBIT B: A regular speech of hers forÂ your inspection.Â Can you spot the difference?
Good lord, this is embarrassing.