I've been a James Bond fan for as far back as I can remember. Few cinematic characters are more badass than 007. He saves the day, gets the dame, and looks darn dapper doing it. What more could you ask of a cinematic hero? Well, according to the makers of the latest film, a vagina and melanin.

I kid you not:

British actress Lashana Lynch, 31, will be introduced as the new 007 in what is being described as a ‘popcorn-dropping moment’ in the franchise’s 25th movie that is currently being filmed, according to the Mail on Sunday.

‘Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed,” a source told the Mail.

“There are spectacular chase sequences and fights, and Bond is still Bond but he’s having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo.”

Uh, James Bond is 007. That number and that character are inseparable. These woke filmmakers get an A for effort, but nobody is gonna go along with this bullhickey.

Give it another decade and not even this incarnation of 007 will be woke enough for the left. They'd be lamenting her problematic cis-human-normative ableism for not being a disabled, trans otherkin.

PC culture is ruining entertainment. The left has no interest in the best person getting the job, only their place on the victimhood totem pole. Until "get woke, go broke" becomes the norm and impacts their pocketbook, you can look forward to many more instances of this dumbassery in the future. God help us.

Speaking of movies:

NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON BOTH ITUNES HERE AND SOUNDCLOUD HERE.