It's June in America, so it's understandable if you assumed having teachers who are nutters for gender was exclusive to this country. As we see from the following hidden recording from a middle school classroom, teachers in England are just as daft, mental, and woke.

We go now live on tape to a Church of England school in Sussex, England. An eighth-grade classroom (I converted it from the weird way England does the grades) was being lectured on genders when a 13-year-old girl asked: "But if some said they identified as a cat, wouldn't that be lunacy?"

No. Lunacy is how the teacher responds.

Before we get to the teacher, I know some of you are wondering, "Brodigan, you said Church of England. 'Christian' Church?'" I'll be honest, I'm not quite sure. COE is THE established Christian church of England. But they also refer to God using They/Them pronouns and allow practitioners to affirm their sex changes to... They/Them. So, yeah. There's that.

The student had a foolish idea she had a right to her opinion, but the teacher informed her that having more than two genders was NOT an opinion. "Gender is not linked to the parts that you were born with, gender is about how you identify, which is what I said right from the very beginning of the lesson."

This is my favorite part.: "Where did you get this idea from that there are only two genders?"

At least 2,023 years of science.

The teacher then said it was despicable for the two girls to say, and I quote, "If you have a vagina you’re a girl and if you have a penis you’re a boy."

As is customary, this is the part where they get thrown out of class for reeducation. "If you don’t like it you need to go to a different school. I’m reporting you to [senior staff], you need to have a proper educational conversation about equality, diversity and inclusion because I’m not having that expressed in my lesson."

One of the girl's parents was understandably pissed about this. The parent was agast that an opposing viewpoint would be shut down by a school in such a threatening and aggressive manner. Adding, "Regardless of the subject, education should serve to build awareness of differing points of view to widen the understanding of a subject. It shouldn’t be a case of indoctrination."

It SHOULDN'T be. It WASN'T like this. In a bygone era of 2019, you were either a boy or a girl. You could be confused too, but that wasn't considered a gender. It was just... being confused.

Yet it's 2023 and here we all are. Saying "boys are boys and girls are girls" is now something that goes on your permanent record.

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