The verdict is officially in.

Bill and Hillary Clinton have reported $140 MILLION in income since 2007. If we spread that wealth around, that's about $17.5 million per year. (Which is $2.5 million more than Peyton Manning will make from the Broncos this season, by the way.)

But guys! Hillary's just like you!

Cuz you're making at LEAST $17 million this year, right? RIGHT? Doesn't everybody?

In 2013, the Bill and Hillary made over $23 million in speeches alone. What's that you say? You don't get paid six figures for talking at a commencement? Poor little average person, you.

But they gave $15 million to charity! Well, yes. And all but $200,000 of that was given to the Bill and Hillary Clinton Foundation. So, uhhhhhmm... yeah.

Still don't believe Hillary's not anything at all like you? Get this:

• Bill and Hillary regularly travel by private jets, some of which cost upwards of $7,500/hr. Not to mention all those carbon emissions. Planet haters!
• Hillary Clinton has had someone bring her coffee, nearly every morning, for over 30 years. Must be nice, huh?
• Bill and Hillary own two homes. One worth over $5 million in Washington, DC, and a second worth nearly $2 million in Chappaqua, N.Y. How's your mortgage looking these days?
• And let's not forget vacation. You took a tent to the mountains? Ha! Last summer, Bill and Hillary rented a "modest" $18M home in the Hamptons. (Because what multi-million Dollar home in one of America's wealthiest vacation spots isn't modest, people? Stop judging!) Did I mention their vacation lasts for, like, the entire summer? The rest of us get two, three weeks per year if we're lucky?

Wake up, America. Hillary Clinton is not just like you. $140 million bucks worth of not just like you. But, then again, neither is Donald Trummm... nevermind.

by Krystal Heath