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You may have heard of the concept of a 15-minute city and are wondering what one is. Here is a farmer to explain with chickens.

Before we start, the idea of a "15-minute city" tends to be fodder for conspiracy theorists. As if there is a grand cabal of global elites looking to control people by limiting them to a fifteen-minute radius and use other dystopian methods to control every aspect of their lives. Get those dark thoughts out of your head.

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As WikiPedia tells us, a 15-minute city is nothing more than an "urban planning concept in which most daily necessities and services, such as work, shopping, education, healthcare, and leisure can be easily reached by a 15-minute walk or bike ride from any point in the city" to "reduce car dependency, promote healthy and sustainable living, and improve the overall quality of life for city dwellers."

Got it? Now here is the farmer with his chickens.

As you can see, the chickens are so happy they can hardly sit still. They own nothing and they like it. They LOVE it! And some may even already be eating the bugs.

Could they leave their 15-minute "city?" Sure. Do they want to? No. Do they know enough to know there are other things out there? That's unclear.

And while the chickens are happy, no one is happier than the farmer. He walks in to collect their means of production for himself. The chickens get the exact amount they need. The farmer gets everything else. You know, since he's part of an elite group of leaders that are in charge.

It's a total paradise. We the People should be so lucky to live like this. It'd be like living in a literal Hunger Games, and everyone loved those movies. Right?

Of course, both the farmer and yours truly are using the literary device known as "snark." That is when you sarcastically support something in order to mock people who support it and draw attention to the utter ridiculousness of it. Or in the case of 15-minute cities and the people who support things like 15-minute cities, the terrifyingness of it.

This is the future the Left has in store for YOU if they are allowed to take total control, and they aren't even hiding it. It's a big reason why the upcoming presidential election is the most important of our lifetime.

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