If you ever want to get a clear picture of what our youth is thinking (or in this case, not thinking), head to your local college campus. I'm not saying you'll always be disappointed, but... the numbers speak for themselves. College students these days are like wild animals without the cute. University of Michigan is no exception. A group of at least 500 students is rallying behind their latest cause: demanding class rosters include a student's preferred pronoun next to their name to avoid "misgendering." So, calling someone by their correct gender. Or is it sex? Either way, you're a bigot. Find the nearest cliff and throw yourself off of it. For society.

The petition addresses what its supporters said they believe is a common issue for transgender students at the University, as many transgender students identify as one gender but are listed as another on class rosters and in University records.

The petition charges that transgender students at the University must currently reach out to their professors or GSIs on their own concerning their identity, or risk being misgendered in the classroom.

[T]hough professors are well intentioned and a transgender can e-mail a professor or GSI before a class concerning what gender they identify with, [professors] can still accidentally refer to the student using the wrong pronoun.

I added the emphasis on the last part there. It's important. Transgender students already have the option to address said issue and get it resolved by faculty. They're at the top of the SJW food chain now, after all. Trannies don't even have to correct this tragedy in person, but via email. Which is great for them. Because as you know, they can't handle human contact outside of safe spaces. It hurts. Almost as much as the genital reassignment surgery they're going to get for free.

So what's the issue? Where's the problem? The real answer is... nothing. Yeah, seems pretty clear to me. Probably to you too. But newsflash, you're an insensitive bigot who didn't throw himself/herself off a cliff as suggested above. You've got some nerve on you boygirl zi.

Because to the We See All Problems SJW movement, there is a great problem: transexuals shouldn't have to put in the extra work to get the same result everyone else gets. That is, being properly addressed. Especially when they still might get "misgendered."

Look, I know by now all of this misgendering thing is like a purple wart on your face. You see it every day. You can't cover it up with concealer. That mustache isn't doing the trick. We're exposing this mole to the light in hopes one day we'll all be so sick and tired of having to live with it, we remove it. Perhaps via a dermatologist. Perhaps with a rusted pocketknife. DIY mole removal.

Yeah, I just compared leftist, SJW trannies to a cancerous growth. Ironically, the same way they view their penises.

You know who else has it tough in the classroom environment? The Asian kid named Kiet who keeps having his name pronounced as "Kite." Do you see that guy starting a petition to have his pronunciation stamped next to his name? No. Because nobody cares. Kids with weird names didn't even get to pick their names. Transgenders chose to change their genders. And frankly, if someone is getting "misgendered" on a regular basis, it's probably because they're not passing as their new identity. Might I suggest upping your tranny game a bit. Really commit to the character. Especially you guys out there. Dawn those dresses. Wear those heels high.

Imagine if these students took just, say, half the effort they spend on dumb protests and put it towards things that mattered... Like their education. Or learning basic economics so they don't get chopped up by Neil Cavuto, the world's politest figurative wood-chipper. Imagine how much better their lives would be. For starters, they would at least be able to spell "pronouns" right.

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