If you don't know who Bob Ross is, I don't want to know what your childhood was like. But fortunately, we were able to uncover an undiscovered gem from the great painter many of us with parents who loved us, know well. Get your paint and canvas ready, Bob Ross is here to help you draw Muhammad!

So many happy clouds. So many chipper mountains. And Bob Ross even gave Muhammad (terrorism be upon him) many wives to keep him from being sad and lonely. Who's to say what wife did what to enrage Muhammad (terrorism be upon him), but if they got smacked around, broads deserved it. Because Islam.

Of course, drawing Muhammad (terrorism be upon him) is a big boo-boo no-no in the Muslim world of wives with black eyes and mutilated hymens. Yes I know that got dark quickly. Here we were talking about happy clouds and green grass, then wham, mutilated hymens. Such is the way of Islam. But don't you dare say it, lest you get suicide-bombed. You stupid, NRA Christian you.

Being told to not draw Muhammad (terrorism be upon him) obviously inspired Bob Ross here to draw Muhammad (terrorism be upon him). Something about "reverse psychology." Plus, what an inspirational figure (watch Jesus Vs. Muhammad).

You may not personally be up to the task of sketching or painting your own version of Muhammad (terrorism be upon him), and we understand. The bar has been set pretty high here. Also, maybe you don't want to swing from that bar. But you should share this video with your peace and freedom-loving friends. Who doesn't love BOB ROSS? Don't be anti-American.

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