Woke nincompoops are coming after "Bluey," accuse the world's greatest dad of being a fat shamer

You had to know this was coming. Too many normal people enjoy Bluey. A cartoon without a whiff of a leftist agenda can't go on without some woke...

Watch: Checking in with Joe Biden, he announces major press conference... but apparently doesn't know what those words mean

Watch: ESPN host declares calling your favorite players "The Mt. Rushmore" is super duper raaaaacist or something

Watch: Leftist banshee screams at city council for a minute straight over... honestly, we're not even sure