When it comes to rape, there are two types. There's "I drunkenly had sex and regret it" Lena Dunham-style rape (commonly referred to as "not rape"), and then there's actual rape. As in legitimate sexual assault. "He catcalled me" doesn't count. Forcing an unwilling participant into sex? (see Three Syrian Refugees Violently Rape 5-year-old Child in Idaho. Media Silence...) That's rape. Of which almost 900 Syrian refugees are guilty...

Police figures released for England and Wales have shown nearly 900 Syrians have been arrested in just one year. And officials say the migrants were accused of sickening crimes including rapes and child abuse.

Now critics say they are concerned that the thousands of Syrians entering Britain each year under resettlement schemes are being allowed to enter the country unchecked.

"Concern" doesn't do much in the way of fixing this problem. Syrian migrants have been raping it up for a while now (see British Teen Allegedly Raped by, You Guessed It... Syrian Refugees). Because Islam says it's totes cool to do, and Britain is totes cool with Islam.

It's high time for worry, methinks, though perhaps it's too little too late. A pinch of concern would have helped when Britain first extended an invitation to rapey jihadists. In retrospect, #RefugeesWelcome wasn't their finest hashtag. Unfortunately now, it won't unrape the victims.

How did the UK land this Mohammad-fueled crapstorm? It's mostly thanks to the British government subjecting itself to sensationalist, political correctness. Just take a gander at how much Britain has helped out Syrian refugees. The same Syrian refugees taking a dump all over the safety of British citizens.

Official statistics show that 1,602 people had been resettled in the UK under the scheme by the end of March 2016.

The UK Government continues to commit a significant amount of international aid to assistance programmes in the regions neighbouring Syria... [It] has committed over £2.3 billion to helping refugees in Syria and the region, making it the second largest bilateral donor to the Syrian refugee crisis.

That's a lot of help to be giving to women-oppressing slimebags. Especially at the cost of one's own female populace. In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd say that sounds a lot like... rape culture. Still, no official word from feminists on that one - so we can't be sure.

Ruined lives aside, the UK can still start taking steps to mitigate the damage (or refugees) it's inflicted upon itself. Brexit was a good start (see Independence Wins! 5 Reasons We're Celebrating #Brexit). At this point, so long as Britain does the opposite of whatever Germany is doing, they'll be a lot better off...

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