How is this news, you ask? It's not so much news as it is a metaphor for all of 2020. Or at least the last two weeks. A woman in Portland whipped out her phone to film an encounter with four police officers. She began by echoing liberal Twitter, saying the cops are killing TEH BLAKZ and ended the encounter by screaming at them. Not screaming profanities, just screaming. Like the classic liberal banshees from November 2016. It's a genre, and I'm here for it.

I hope these four copperoos enjoyed a chuckle once the phone was placed back into the vegan-leather tote. I wanted to see what Madam Crystalbreaker looked like, but the reflection in the Portland PD's car didn't show me enough. But if I'm guessing, our Lady Screech probably looks like the love child of Rosie O'Donnell and a trashcan. That's been marked a few times by territorial strays.

What exactly is accomplished by calling five-oh to scream at them while acting like a rogue documentarian? This broad clearly thought she was moving some kind of heroin needle. She uploaded the video on the internet. She has to be proud of this moment. Why? Who can educate me on the mental ministrations of the mentally ill?

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