This year, Michael Avenatti is giving thanks for: CNN being his biggest ass-kissing supporter, porn, and thanking his lucky stars he won't be spending Thanksgiving in the slammer. Getting love from the most unlikely of places. Even after beating up a woman (see Michael Avenatti Arrested for Domestic Abuse and Cenk Uygur Defends (Alleged) Domestic Abuser Michael Avenatti). Allegedly. Remember to always use the word "allegedly." Keeps half-Asian lawyers from scowling at you. After the holiday, the Democrat 2020 frontrunner might still have legal issues. An actress has now filed a restraining order against Avenatti for his alleged domestic abuse.

Actress Mareli Miniutti on Monday filed a restraining order in Los Angeles against lawyer Michael Avenatti – less than a week after his arrest for domestic violence.

Avenatti was arrested earlier this month on felony domestic violence charges. An LAPD spokesman said the alleged victim had visible injuries. An unnamed law enforcement source cited by TMZ said the woman's face was "swollen and bruised" with "red marks" on both cheeks.

It wasn’t immediately clear if Miniutti was the woman who accused Avenatti of domestic violence. Miniutti did not immediately respond to Fox News' request for comment.

Minitutti was last seen in the movie Ocean's 8. Which many of you probably don't know, because that would require seeing Ocean's 8.

Note how the report avoids saying "Miniutti was the woman who accused Avenatti of domestic violence." This could be another woman Avenatti beat up... allegedly. Remember to always use the word "allegedly." Keeps the half-Asian lawyers from rearranging your face.

What isn't alleged is how Karma is kicking Avenatti in his soft, dark places. He's the guy who tried destroying Kavanaugh with baseless accusations, telling due process to go eat a bag of dicks. Then, not two months later, here comes the sweet temptress called Karma, fully equipped with sharp-toed boots. Bet Avenatti is eager for a little due process now!

Though hindsight being 20/20, Avenatti's violent tendencies may have been an open secret all along.

We here at Louder with Crowder will keep a close eye on this story as it develops.

Because, really, f*** this guy.

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