Here's what you need to know about creeps: they're bold, they're disgusting, they're boldy disgusting, they don't care if you think they're disgusting. Whether or not a creep knows he's a creep, that's debateable. But it doesn't ultimately matter, because creeps do whatever they can to ensure they get what they want. A perfect example of a creep is Jessica Yaniv, a man parading as a woman insisting woman touch him, specifically his special bits. Alex Jones hosted Jessica Yaniv to discuss what I'm dubbing "Penis Wax Gate" and the interview was as enlightening and spectacular as you'd think.

Major hat tip to Cosmin Dzsurdzsa for these clips. In no particular order:

Yes it is a first world problem. I suggest the ones with the real problems are the women whose livelihoods are at stake because this sex-pervert predator is targeting them for harassment. All because they don't want anything to do with his likely horrific one-eyed crotch snake.

"Yes and no."

No, actually. Women do not want to be around a bunch of schlongs. Gay men want to be around a bunch of schlongs. Women do not. Men and women are not the same. We are not interchangeable. Which Jessica would know if he was an actual woman. But he's not. Nor will he ever be.

Men like to see a woman's parts. Men like to see naked ladies. Men like to see boobs, butts, and maybe the bits. Women are not men, though. Women like romance and courtship. Further, when we do like "erotica," we like it in written form. So we can use our imaginations. Most women aren't interested in seeing cocks. Cocks are means to an end, they're not visually appealing. You'll notice most "porny" images of men are of the waist UP, not the waist DOWN. Strong shoulders, strong arms, strong pecks, strong delts... and then that's where it ends. Also, take note of the usual, agreed upon, striking good looks of the dudes women like to see. Here, lemme help you with one of my favorites:

Notice something? Aside from the obvious handsomeness. Waist up. Shirtless. Not pantless. That's not just to avoid an R-rating, by the way.

Maybe I'll expand on this point for perverts who're unaware they're perverts, sending unsolicited dick picks to ladies and getting flagged as harassing spammers. For now, stop taking pictures of your junk. Seriously. Just stop.

Moving on.

Yaniv actually thinks we're all dumb enough to believe waxing arms is the same as waxing a knob. No. Why are we still here? Oh right, it's a dumpster fire.

Let's give Jessica the benefit of the doubt and say maybe a fraction of these aren't his. The pool party idea with the topless, no parental supervision is still his idea. It's still a creepy idea. Only creeps have creepy ideas. And creepy ideas belong to creeps.

I'm sorry for the overuse of the word "creep" but that's a lie.

As people on the Twitters are saying, when Alex Jones is the voice of reason, you know you're staring into the kaleidoscope of crazytown. As of the writing of this post, Blaire White has publicly condemned Yavin as a predator, and has urged the transgender community at large to do the same. The water is warm. Jump in anytime. With or without a shirt. Up to you.

Me, I'm hoping for all kinds of special interventions. Draw your own conclusions.

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