The circus up on Capitol Hill is much ado about nothing. Actually, if you were somehow granted a few more f*cks to give, thus providing you a slightly higher interest in the impeachment hullabaloo, you'd find the issue is actually more damning for Joe Biden and fruit of his loins, Hunter. But I'm not here to make you care. I'm here to show you this clip of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who says the Impeachment Hearings are about unifying the House Democrats to ensure there isn't a disaster in 2020. Meaning the Trump getting re-elected.

M'kay, so need I remind everyone that impeachment should be a serious thing to be taken seriously over issues that are serious. Usually, those issues are crimes. High crimes. Treason. Bribery. Or in the case of Bill "I didn't sleep with that woman" Clinton, perjury and obstruction of justice. That and selectively being married to Hillary.

Not included in reasons to impeach a president: so the stupid American people can't have a chance to re-elect that bubble-butted dingus. Also not included: to unify our fractured party. It's not Trump's fault Nancy Pelosi lost control of the House, which includes the real leader, socialist barbie here. I can call her that, she has a doll now.

Plus, and this is a big one no one wants to admit: the notorious RBG, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, keeps getting sick. She keeps not showing up to work. If you think the Democrats are going to allow Donald Trump to appoint a third Supreme Court Justice, Lol at you.

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