First of all, shout out to Caleb Hull who manages to watch Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's live streams on Instagram. I'm not sure I have that kind of fortitude, as I try to keep Instagram free of stupid, political things. Both of which AOC is an executive member. In AOC's recent rant, she managed to jampack stupid climate change talking points, comparing it to racism during the civil rights era, while cramming snacks into her jibbering claptrap. I've heard multiple times that politicians shouldn't be filmed/photographed eating, as it's never a good look. Kind of like how you're not supposed to post photos of yourself with alcohol on dating websites, as you always look like a lush. AOC didn't get any memo about anything, but that's to our benefit. Check out homegirl in her pad with what looks like the IKEA furniture being unpacked as she packs food in her cheeks like a cute little squirrel:

Socialist Barbie highlighted some points I want to answer. Let's get to them. I hope you, the fabulous person reading this right now, is nomming on snacks. Solidarity.

ONE: "How many years until the world ends again? We have 12 years to cut emissions by 50 percent."

If the world is ending again, doesn't that mean it's ended before and... started itself up again? Kind of seems like if the world is ending again, and ended before, that's not actually ending. Ending means it's over. Done. Finito. Roll credits. Almost like an overstuffed Marvel movie where characters turn to dust, only to be cast in the next film so you fork over more cash.

When did the world end before, is my question? And what started it back up again? Also, why is the world ending in 12 years? Why not ten? Fifteen? Twenty? Frankly, why isn't the world over right now if man-made global climate change is the disaster climate alarmists say it is. Someone riddle me that. It's a point I'll raise as I address other points AOC mentioned between munches.

TWO: "You may laugh, but your grandkids will not."

Remember, Alexandria doesn't want you to have children at all, to save the planet. WATCH: AOC Questions if It's Still Okay to Have Children. Because Climate Change. So how can grandchildren guilt grandparents if we don't have children who have children of their own? I'm sure it's racist for me to even ask that of such a strong, spectacular woman of color such as AOC. But I am curious.

Secondly, the reason we're laughing about climate change ending the planet -- again -- in 12 years, is because climate alarmists have predicted the end of the world or part of the world multiple times in efforts to scare us into ceding control to the government. Which can't even run a Post Office without sucking. Al Gore predicted in both 2008, and 2009 the North Pole would melt "within the next 5-7 years." Which would've been 2016 at the latest. The North Pole is still there. In 1988, Ted Danson predicted the oceans would die in ten years, which would've been 1998. Here we are in 2019. Oceans are still there. This scientist predicted the polar ice caps would melt in 2013, then when that date blew him by, he changed to 2016. Well now it's 2019, and the ice caps are still there. Some glaciers that were once melting, causing climate change alarmists to panic, are refreezing and growing just as fast as they melted. Read CLIMATE CHANGE FAIL: Melting Glacier is Growing Again.

The point is, climate change alarmists don't have a clue. They never admit when they were wrong. They just re-predict and no calls them on their complete bullshit. Except for right-wing "climate change deniers." That's why we:

THREE: "The Internet documents everything."

You're damn right it does, sweetie. See the point above. Because these world-ending predictions are stale, tired, and frankly getting boring. If only you could run that Google machine yourself.

FOUR: "You look back and open history books about the civil rights movement..."

Yes, it was Democrats who didn't want blacks to have the right to vote. It was Democrats who didn't want to free the slaves. It's Democrats who're predicting, constantly, that the world will end when it never does. It's Democrats who're supporting abortion up until birth, and in some states after birth. It's Democrats who are on the "wrong side of history" pretty much always. So go ahead, open a history book.

FIVE: "People who are trying to mock and delay this moment... I mean, I feel bad for you. I pity you for your role in history right now." Grabs snacks. Noms on snacks. Smacks her snacks.

Girl, you just keep being you, babe. You're so brave. You wake up, every day, knowing you've gotta be you. I couldn't do it. And yes, I tried finding the video clip from which I referenced that line, but couldn't find it on the YouTubes in a timely fashion. I'm so disappointed.

You might have missed it, but Caleb got a sassy question into the stream, asking Alexandria why she was making furniture if the world was going to end in 12 years. In fairness to AOC, if you're building your own furniture, you're not buying from William Sonoma. At least homegirl is being economical when facing down the world's untimely timely demise.

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