Amber Heard admitted to a security guard that, yes, she left a poop in Johnny Depp's bed. A human poop. This is according to Thursday's testimony.

Americans' eyes are glued to the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. At least one eye is glued to it. The other eye is glued to week four of leftists melting down over Heard's ex-boyfriend Elon Musk buying Twitter. Depp is suing Heard over a slanderous op-ed that ruined his career. A lot of details have come out about their relationship, the funniest being the poop Depp found in their bed.

To recap, during one of their fights, Johnny Depp found a dookie in their bed. I'll be honest, there is no description or retelling of the story I can do that would top Johnny Depp telling the story himself.

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This brings us to Thursday. Security guard Starling Jenkins testified as one of Depp's witnesses. Before accompanying Heard on a trip, Jenkins says she confessed the "defecation" to him. Heard said it was a prank gone wrong.

Unclear as of this point is who's exact poop it was and how Amber Heard obtained the poop. Many of us are assuming she pooped in the bed herself because it's hilarious to assume so. But those details have yet to come out during the testimony.

Amber Heard COULD have pooped in the bed. She could have pooped in the toilet, scooped it out, and placed the poop on the bed. She could have also gotten the cleaning lady to poop in the bed, or paid someone for their poop. It's Hollywood. These folks are weird.

Heard will still have her turn on the stand to give her side of the Fecal Delivery story. We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website will report back with all the sh*tty details.

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