If you're not from America, and only know Americans from the media, you might think we're all a bunch of racist, sexist homophobes. If you're from a foreign country and only watch MSNBC, I can see how you might think the worst about us. So I don't fault this Irish lad for believing such a daft story. I do, however, fault him for being absolutely mental, yelling across the Atlantic Ocean like a daft gobshite.

A country full of drunk Irishmen, and we get the one sober guy screaming at us. I can say drunk because I am one.

"Stop being racist. Leave them alone, America."

Not quite sure who "them" is supposed to be. Australians? One or more of the various Asians? Is he talking about white liberals who believe black Americans can't survive on their own without white liberal help? Some specifics would be nice.

Slow your roll, homophobes. You may think you were spared this wackadoodle's wrath. You thought wrong.

"Leave them alone! Leave LGBTQ people alone! Leave them alone!"

I get it. He's a Kelsea Ballerini fan.

Of course, you want to not be any of these things. Since 98% of America isn't, we're in good shape. I doubt the few who are will be moved by our dude's stunning signaling of virtue.

What I want to know is if this guy thinks any of us can hear him. Like, there is someone on the beach along the eastern seaboard about to engage in some racism and homophobia. Then suddenly they hear this man's warning and decide not to. Maybe he's right, and we're the crazy people. It's a strange world.

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