We sometimes get asked why we make a big deal over some random progressive saying a stupid woke thing. It's because of how quickly those random progressives saying something ludicrous become mainstream Democrat party policy. A rando referring to women as "birthing people" became the official position of the Joe Biden Administration. Now your woke non-binary cousin that no one wants to be around demanding her vagina be called her front hole is what the American Academy of Pediatrics wants kids to call their private parts.

The AAP, which is a collection of alleged medical professionals that Wikipedia defines as "the largest professional association of pediatricians in the United States" that has "published hundreds of policy statements, ranging from advocacy issues to practice recommendations."

At their National Conference and Exhibition, they -- this group of PEDIATRICIANS -- are calling for a renaming of children's genitalia to be more inclusive of boys who claim they are girls and girls who claim they're boys. Supporters call them "trans." Critics call them "confused." It's important to hear both sides.

If this collection of pediatricians has its way, your daughter's vagina becomes her (or his): innie, front hole, dick or dicklet, T-penis, or chest/chesticles. If I called someone a "dick" or a "dicklet" as a kid, I would get in trouble for being a dick or dicklet. In 2023, it's supposed to be complimentary of someone's clitoris. And chesticles is already slang for boobies. Grown ass, adult boobies. The woke want to take "chesticles" from us.

Your son's penis becomes his (or her): outie, junk, strapless, or bits. Strapless?

You and I know a lot of these American Associations of [Solve for X] are glorified Democrat activist groups. Trans remains ranked #1 on the Left's pound-for-pound most marginalized rankings. The Joe Biden White House has made it clear the feelings of boys matter more than the feelings of girls if those boys say they're girls. I get all that.

Let's take the AAP at their word that they are a non-partisan collection of pediatricians. Grown-ass adults who claim to be medical professionals and who are tasked with the health of your child held a meeting at some point where they discussed if "front hole" or "T-penis" was a more inclusive term for what used to be the "vagina." And for the boys they just got lazy.

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