Middle Easterners are crazy about imprisoning people. Especially for doing nothing wrong. Doubly so if a rainbow flag is involved. In this case, an American woman has been held captive in jail for offending little girls "men."

She is being charged with insulting the country and its leaders through verbal assault. The 25-year-old woman told the court that she was just waiting for a taxi when two men approached her [and] did not like the way she spoke to them.

No word on what the woman said to these men to cause them such woeful offense. Hopefully she alluded to how small their penises obviously are.

It would be funny, yes, if the woman wasn't seriously being held in jail... for months.

The woman said that she has been in jail since February 23. A verdict is scheduled for May 2.

Wheres the Islamic religious police when you need them? These guys sound like a pair of queens themselves. I mean, really, who pursues legal action for getting the cold shoulder? And how is that even allowed?!

...Ah, right. This happened in Abu Dhabi. AKA the land of He-Man Woman Haters.

This is what happens when you invent laws that cater to feelings. Take note, America (see University of Texas Campus Police Issue Citation for Free Speech and Dutch Man Arrested for Wearing a Children's Hat 'Offensive to Muslims'). Also, Islam. It generally sucks. When Islam and a woman who doesn't bend to men meet? It doesn't seem to end well... Ever.

As always, we look to the feminists for an appropriate expression of outrage... Of which, as per usual, there is none. (Dear 'Feminists': You'll Never be Relevant Until You Adress Islam's Real Rape Culture) This woman turned down men. She was put in jail for it. This is happening to an American woman. There's a huge violation of rights going on here. Women are treated like cattle by Sharia-loving countries... Yet the self-professed champions of womanhood and women's rights are unusually silent whenever this sort of garbage happens.

Suffice it to say, anyone who believes in freedom should take issue with this event. Throw tolerance out the window. I'm not comfortable living on the same planet with a culture that can hold you against your will for ignoring someone. We like our freedom of speech and civil liberties here in the United States of America. Keep your child marriage and legitimate oppression of women far, far away from the rest of us normies.

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