Prepare yourself for copious amounts of ignorant anti-gun cringe. Amy Schumer appeared on The View and used some of her time to lecture us plebes on the awfulness of boomsticks. It's every bit as idiotic as you would expect.

Enjoy:

Oh look, the person who tells cringeworthy "jokes" about her hoo-hah for a living fancies herself an expert on all things boomstick.

Lemme clear things up for Amy, as she's obviously a ballistically illiterate ignoramus.

First of all, straight jacket wearers and domestic abusers already can't get guns. Had Schumer ever filled out a 4473, she'd see those provisions on the form. As for the terrorist watchlist, there's no due process to make the list. If somebody misinterprets my profanity-laced anti-government ramblings on Tax Day and reports me to the constabulary, the po-po can jack my pieces without a trial. So yeah, I can see why gun owners would be skeptical about that proposal.

Then, there's the bit about some NRA members who support more "sensible" gun laws. Sure, because people tend to join organizations with whom they completely disagree. That, my lass, makes about as much sense as your box-office returns being higher than $37.

I'm drawing a blank as to the "change" the Parkland kids have made. They've gone on months-long profanity-laced rants about gun owners being "child murderers" and they've been using their dead peers as an excuse to ditch class. Yet, according to Schumer and Joy Behar, they've moved mountains.

The only real change the Parkland kids have made is driving NRA membership through the roof. Along with Laura Ingraham's ratings. Which, I doubt, are the changes Amy was hoping for.

As for Amy saying she's "not coming for our guns," we've heard that one before. "We don't want to take your guns. We just want your assault cannons. Your 30-magazine clips. Also, bump stocks. Not to mention anything that's fully-semi-automatic, by the way."

Actually, leftists do want to take our guns. They've said just as much. In the past month alone, there've been public references to "taking us for a mile." Outright calls for repealing the Second Amendment. Either because it's "outdated" or it's rooted in "white supremacy." Though, the second we call leftists out on their anti-gunnery, they tell us we're paranoid. Like a survivalist who believes Bigfoot perpetrated 9/11. Has a stockpile of Reynolds Wrap in his underground fallout shelter made of school buses. Spends his days in a lawn chair, eating Cheetos and spying on Area 51.

Maybe Schumer should stick to what she does best. Being an unfunny hag. On the subject of the hand-cannons, she obviously doesn't have a clue.

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