Formerly funny Amy Schumer did a bit for Comedy Central in which she took issue with government being in her OGBYN's office. Which we thought was rich, considering it's leftists like Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham and the notorious Queen of Sluts Sandra Fluke who demand government-provided BIRTH CONTROL. Also, this video? Banned from YouTube for weeks. Now, to be fair, I don't think it was necessarily censorship, but a bogus "copyright" claim from Viacom based on abuse of "fair use" laws. Which is a topic for another day. But we navigated the waters to make sure you could see it. You're welcome.

No apologies for the slut-shaming, by the way. Amy Schumer? Slut. Sandra Fluke? Slut. Lena Dunham? ... would totes be a slut if she could. Any suitors?

Is there anything weaker than a woman who can't pay for her own stuff? You can't claim to be a "strong woman" then demand taxpayers shell out for your vagina pills. Doesn't work that way, ladies. Or should I keep calling you Slutty McSlutterson?

If you want the government out of your doctor's office, then stop asking for the government to pay for your doctor's office. Can't have it both ways, you floozies. If you want to be unpaid whores, you need to do so on your own dimes. That won't stop us from mocking you for your whorish ways, but it will at least allow us some distance from your harlotiness. Yeah, that's a new word. For you harlots.

What do you think? Too offensive? Not offensive enough? Or has your mind shut down because thinking of Amy Schumer's va-jay-jay has sent you to a place so dark you'll need full time medical care to recover? Just make sure you pay for the shrink yourself. Use the promo code: OHGODNO.

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