Here's a nickel's worth of free advice. If you find yourself so broken by a politician that they make you act like an animal, it's time to go touch grass. Same goes for people who love a politician so much they honestly think he's their "retribution" or even gives a rip about them. But in this case, "The View's" Ana Navarro needs to get some fresh air and hopefully not dookie by a fire hydrant.

Florida governor and presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has so broken one-fifth of the shrillest harpies on daytime television, she VOLUNTEERED the information that DeSantis turns her into a dog.

I go around like a dog in Florida with my head outside of my car. We say gay! We say gay! We say gay!

I get that "The View" is the Most Trusted Name in Derp for Low-Information Suburbanites, but I'm still shocked they are trying to make "Don't Say Gay" happen. If the polls showing that Floridians in almost every demographic supported the "Parental Rights in Information Act," gay influencer Dave Rubin screamed "GAY" right in DeSantis's face. No arrests were made.

Everyone else has moved on to a noun and a verb and BOOK BANNINGGGGGGGG! Or as Ana's colleague calls it, a literal paper genocide.

It is remarkable that someone who works in media would have such little idea of how the internet works. Navarro meant this as a joke. Granted, this is a woman who lashed out at DeSantis because he thinks it's wrong for half-naked men to dance with little children. It wouldn't surprise me if she did stick her head out of the window and bark at humans. Not to mention drink out of the toilet, eat out of the kitchen garbage, and dig a hole into the carpet.

There was still sarcasm in her voice that earned her a tepid chuckle from the studio audience... while video of her claiming Ron DeSantis turns her into a canine will remain on the internet for our mockery and amusement. The purest of self owns.

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