There aren't enough d*cks in the five boroughs for Andrew Cuomo to choke on. The same goes for the people in the media who treated him as if he was the god of all things COVID-related. Who all probably had his name on their underpants. At least, that is my opinion if this New York Post story is true. Also, if you even see this story. The last time the Post had a story this problematic for Democrats was with Bunter Hiden, and y'all remember what Big Tech did there. Speaking of Big Tech, "choke on a d*ck" is an expression. I'm not saying that Andrew Cuomo should literally have peens shoved in his mouth. Just that I think he's a big jerkface.

For months, the COVID numbers coming out of the Cuomo administration have been in question. Specifically when it came to nursing homes and how many more may have died because of COVID patients being moved there. According to the Post, the Cuomo administration admitted to hiding numbers back in August. But only to other Democrats, since it was an election year. The biggest concern appears to be who was president at the time.

"[Trump] starts tweeting that we killed everyone in nursing homes," [Cuomo aide Melissa] DeRosa said. "He starts going after [New Jersey Gov. Phil] Murphy, starts going after [California Gov. Gavin] Newsom, starts going after [Michigan Gov.] Gretchen Whitmer."

In addition to attacking Cuomo's fellow Democratic governors, DeRosa said, Trump "directs the Department of Justice to do an investigation into us."

Point of information, August was six months ago when the Associated Press reported Chris' Idiot Brother was undercutting numbers. New Yorkers were upset, and the Cuomo administration offered an apology. To Democrats who may have been inconvenienced in an election year.

After dropping the bombshell, DeRosa asked for "a little bit of appreciation of the context" and offered what appears to be the Cuomo administration's first apology for its handling of nursing homes amid the pandemic. But instead of a mea culpa to the grieving family members of more than 13,000 dead seniors or the critics who say the Health Department spread COVID-19 in the care facilities with a March 25 state Health Department directive that nursing homes admit infected patients, DeRosa tried to make amends with the fellow Democrats for the political inconvenience it caused them.

At this point, has there been a Democrat held up by the media for their COVID "leadership" who hasn't been a colossal failure? Of course, we should all follow the science. I would never dream of implying otherwise. Here are the CDC guidelines if you need to brush up on them. The rub is when politicians throw the word "science" around as an excuse for politics. Andrew Cuomo wasn't being guided by science when he withheld data. He was being guided by politics to cover his own tookus. The family members who may have lost loved ones because of his alleged incompetence? Meh. Democrats had an election to win.

I just find it a shame Andrew Cuomo didn't tweet a bunch of things. Or that there aren't a bunch of news articles where anonymous sources say what an a**hole he is. That would have been grounds for an impeachment trial.

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