Joseph: Are you watching the Biden presser right now?
Me: No. I'm watching an actress say she could have prevented the Ukraine invasion if she was the one who birthed Vladimir Putin.

In a perfect world, I would have taken the day off at lunch. Had I done that, I could have gone the rest of my life thinking John Kerry had the dumbest thing to say about the Ukraine invasion. Instead, that award goes to actress AnnaLynne McCord, best known for her roles in Nip/Tuck and the 90210 reboot. She thinks had she been Vladimir Putin's mother, none of this would be happening right now.

"Instead of Mother Russia you would call me, and I would set your mind quite free with the love that only a mother can give. [...] Whatever your story, Mr. President Putin, I can't imagine how it feels in your heart. But I know if I was your mother that would be a start."

Wait, did I forget to mention it was a poem? My bad.

That video from earlier of the badass Ukraine woman who got in a Russian soldier's face? This is the exact opposite energy. It's more like what Siraj says:

You have to admire the lack of self-awareness. Even if I felt that had I been Putin's mama he'd be a good boy, I'd be embarrassed to say it aloud. The internet might think I sounded like a mental case. Not AnnaLynne McCord, though. In her brain, where the sky is purple and clouds are made of potatoes. Not only does she think she could have saved the world being Putin's mom, she felt the world needed to be made aware of this information and through verse, no less.

On behalf of the world, Ms. McCord, thank you. Now, please, have someone take your internet away.

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