We haven't been hearing much lately from everyone's favorite group of left-wing paramilitary mama's boys, Antifa. Well, they must have finally finished taking out the trash and cleaning their rooms, because they're back on the scene.

A group of Antifa douchelords is trying to shut down a Christian pro-life speaker. Because her anti-abortion advocacy is "fascism." Yeah, not even joking.

Antifa is planning to disrupt April speeches planned by Students for Life of America President Kristan Hawkins, calling her a “Christian-fascist” who spews “anti-women poison.”

The Antifa group Refuse Fascism, particularly its Orange County, San Diego, Bay Area and Los Angeles chapters in California, scheduled protests for April 10 and April 11, reported Campus Reform.

“The anti-choice agenda being pushed by Trump/Pence and their fascist movement is nothing less than preparing for the ground for a real-life ‘Handmaid’s Tale,’ with women completely enslaved and subordinated to a patriarchal order,” insists Refuse Fascism.

So, if I'm understanding this right, allowing this speaker to publicly disagree with infanticide would lead to a dystopia. A future of babies being born with their brains unsucked. A nightmarish wasteland of dirty diapers and late-night wakeup calls. Having to step over those annoying child-proof gates blocking every doorway in your house. Horrific.

You know you're on the losing side when the best argument you can muster is a third-rate fictional television program. Next, they'll be citing Waterworld when fighting climate change. District 9 to argue open borders. The Running Man to justify their distaste for game shows.

The only real fascists in this scenario are the thrift store ninjas trying to stifle somebody's free speech. Those Antifa goons would realize that if they didn't have their bandana-covered heads crammed up their rectums.

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