Antifa's come a long way since they first crawled from their moms' basements. I'm using "long way" metaphorically. We've done our best to keep you up to speed on their crimes anti-fascist activities. Needless to say, they won't be winning any humanitarian awards. Or will they (see Shocker! Nobel Committee Says Obama’s Peace Prize was a Mistake…)? Despite their increasingly bad rep, Antifa's Lord of the Douches, aka "Brachiosaurus" went on Tucker Carlson's show to explain why Antifa is the bee's knees.

Trigger warning: necks.

In his defense, this buttmunch's borderline retardation might not be his fault. Maybe that cartoonishly-long neck is limiting blood flow to his brain. Just a theory. This story isn't over by a long (neck) shot.

Mike Isaacson, a professor at the John Jay College of Criminal Justice who made numerous jokes about dead cops and openly supports Antifa, has been placed on administrative leave by the school.

The college contacted The Daily Caller Friday with a statement from college president Karol V. Mason to announce that the professor has been placed on administrative leave following TheDC reporting on Isaacson’s comments. The report prompted users on social media to participate in a popular #FireMike Twitter hashtag calling for the college to take action against him.

“I want to state clearly that I was shocked by these statements. They are abhorrent. This adjunct expressed personal views that are not consistent with our college’s well known and firm values and principles and my own personal standards and principles.”

Here's some of this dunce's tweets for reference:

Incorrect. It's code for "I don't want starve to death while waiting in line for my weekly toilet paper ration." But I can see why he's confused. Rumor has it the brachiosaurus has a tiny brain to accommodate nostrils at the top of its head.

There were plenty of instances where violence was necessary to combat tyranny, sure. America was born in violence. But, losing a fair election isn't the same as Cortez marching on the Aztecs. Or the Union army shooting the Confederates. D-Day. Or when Britney Spears sang Hit me Baby One More Time. 

Fair enough?

Well, this guy sounds like a real sweetheart.

We let long necked, tiny brained creatures educate our children, then wonder why kids come out of school dumber than a toy-less sandbox. It's all thanks to this humanoid brachiosaurus and other violence-loving leftist "educators." They brainwash the kiddos into thinking America is a cis-hetero-normative racist fascist hellhole. But, the kids can fix it all by chopping off their dangles and bashing the nearest conservative's brains in with a baseball bat. Hence, the modern American left.

It's funny how leftists worship at the altar of big government, but they want the guys who enforce the laws they pass to die. Yet another hilarious contradiction in their flawed ideology. This jackass and his cohorts should take some time to get their story straight. Before the meteor wipes out his species and he's dug up by Sam Neil.

Lucky for him, he'll have plenty of time to figure it out during his "sabbatical."

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