Earlier today, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez couldn't even over a $7 croissant at LaGuardia airport in New York City, using the pricy pastry as a ledge she could hurl herself over to bellyflop into minimum wage rapids. I won't regale you with the full story, since we couldn't help ourselves and covered it like butter on a croissant: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Tries Using Croissants to Argue for $15 Minimum Wage, Fails. Except, as the fine folks over at The Washington Free Beacon have pointed out, LaGuardia has options:

Ocasio-Cortez did not need to drop seven dollars if she wanted a croissant, moreover. If she's willing to accept pastries from Au Bon Pain in LaGuardia's terminal C, she can get a croissant there for only $3.29, as the Washington Free Beacon confirmed in a phone call. In a separate call, a representative of Au Bon Pain in LaGuardia explained that the minimum wage is $15 per hour for some staff, $19 for airport workers in the new terminal.

Basically the Washington Free Beacon just told Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez her overly expensive designer pantsuit has combusted from all the flammable caca spewing from her wide open trap.

So to you guys over at Free Beacon:

Look at that. Even the airport at Laguardia has options. And, high wages. Which might account for the high-priced croissant. It's almost like one has to do with the other. Read: Red Robin Fires Busboys to Make Up for Minimum Wage Hikes.

Yes, once again Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a gibbering moron better suited to take the night shift cleaning rabbit cages at her local 4H club. Someone will message me in a frenzied state on some kind of social media platform insisting AOC iz smartz. I beg to differ. We have a few options when it comes to the intellectual integrity of She Who Tweets Stupid Things:

• She really is stupid.
• She fails to think before she acts and never apologizes for acting before thinking, and apparently never learns from it when half of Twitter calls her out for her continued wrong.
• She's ignorant and never seems to learn from the many mistakes she makes as a result of her ignorance.
• She's a moron, which is just restating that she's stupid.

You tell me.

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