We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are quite fond of videos where the bad guy gets his comeuppance. Instant karma, if you will. And the gold standard of these videos is thugs, punks, and nogoodniks setting themselves on fire. They aim for a building. They miss.

Like these two knuckleheads who forgot to check for wind.

Three things were at issue here. One was the wind. Another was the dry climate. And the third was Flamer #1 being somewhat overzealous in throwing flammable liquid all about. Once Flamer #2 lit the match, it was too late. The fire spread rapidly. Pro-tip: fire is known to do that. It's kinda fire's thing. The screaming as one of the Flamers was flaming is what makes this 10/10 content.

You know the rule...

The 2023 incident takes place in Bakersfield, California at a Servicio de Imigracion. They provide immigration and naturalization services. According to Fox News, the motive is still unknown as these two human torches are on the loose. Though they are crispy and may smell like burnt chicken.

The owner Max Solorzano, who released the security footage, says crime in the city is getting out of hand.

"They have to work harder in that aspect, in keeping the community safe. We are a small business and we help many people, so there will be people who will not be able to receive our services due to inactivity."

Hopefully, authorities captures these two flamers soon and bring them to justice. They join Antifa goon who set his comrade on fire, other Antifa goon who said another comrade on fire, and Indian food mishap on our list of favorite flammable follies.

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