Well, we knew this one was coming. A pack of leftist pantywaist congressmen just put their bill forward to rid 'Murica of all the scary black rifles. That's right, the Democrats are dropping the assault rifle ban hammer:

Reps. David Cicilline (D-R.I.) and Ted Deutch (D-Fla.) formally introduced a bill on Monday to ban assault weapons.

The legislation, called the Assault Weapons Ban of 2018, was introduced less than two weeks after the mass shooting at a Parkland, Fla., high school that left 17 people dead. The gunman used an AR-15 assault weapon during the shooting, one of the many firearms that would be banned under the bill.

The legislation would make it “unlawful for a person to import, sell, manufacture, transfer, or possess, in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce, a semiautomatic assault weapon.”

Even with a Republican-led House and Senate, these gun-grabbing leftist douchelords think their bill is going to get somewhere.

Lately, gun control activists have been showing they know about as much about the blasters as Amy Schumer knows about portion control. We've been hearing non-stop rants about 5.56 rounds being powerful beyond belief. Along with good guys with guns stories being the stuff of fantasy. Leftists should know a thing or two about fantasies. Seeing as they believe AR-15s have heat-seeking capabilities and come standard with chainsaw bayonets.

Not only is this assault rifle ban dumber than thinking "men" can menstruate, it's unconstitutional. Then again, we've never known progressives to give a rat's keister about respecting the constitution. Unless, of course, they're trying trying to justify their crusade to de-brain the tiny tots with a vacuum cleaner.

Take notice, lovers of the lead-slingers. The battle horn is sounding and the left is coming for your gats. If I were you, I'd make sure your voter registration was up-to-date.

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