Sometimes stories get lost in the whirlwind of sex accusations and leftists being giant sphincters. This is one you won't want to overlook. In case you didn't hate all things taxes enough already...

A city tax auditor who was busted for stealing hundreds of thousands in taxpayer dollars -- using a chunk of it to pay for a boob job -- was ordered to cough up nearly $150,000 in restitution Wednesday as part of her guilty plea.

Surgically enhanced Kasara Wilson copped to charges of second-degree grand larceny in exchange for the sentence, which also includes three years probation.

The ex-auditor, who admitted to swiping some $250,000 ... blew the funds on a new car, jewelry, designer shoes, and a $1,950 breast enhancement.

Good thing taxpayers paid their fair share, otherwise Miss Wilson here wouldn't have counterfeit (countertit?) chesticles. The horror.

Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting. Considering all the frivolous things the government already throws money at (see Government Wasted Hundreds of Thousands on 'Why LGBT People Drink'), this isn't too far a stretch. Wait, stretch or tuck? Perking up? I'm confused on the accurate bewbage terms.

The only difference here is this worker used taxpayer funds to fuel her own moronic spending habits instead of Uncle Sam's. Time for a shopping spree, your treat! Next stop, Victoria's Secret!

This is the type of "professional" who skims your wallet in the name of fairness each tax season. All the while lining her own pockets bras. No need for pads now, bitches.

Socialists, tell me again how great the government is at handling our money. And why we should give them more of said money. I'll wait.

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