Bars are supposed to be happy places. A safe space where a guy can go to unwind with his boys, having a drink or five, and maybe enjoying some music. But I suppose anywhere there is a big group of people, alcohol, and the Biden economy, it can pop off at a moment's notice. '

This was pretty insane, with tables breaking and chairs flying. You would think it was backstage at an AEW show.

You wonder where security was. If this was a Waffle House, the insurrection would have been put down. The bouncers at this bar counted exactly how many people were beefing and "forgot" that they caught SCHMOVID and shouldn't be there.

And I know 99.86% of you clicked for one reason and one reason only.

It's unclear if the fun bag popped out during the melee. Or if the one in white pulled the one in brown's knocker out as a distraction, to then land a right hook. Or the one in brown could have flashed her chesticles in a taunting motion. Kinda like a guy grabbing his crotch. I don't know if girls do that. I only know that they should.

The primary unanswered question is what set things off. If this were another brawl at Chuck E Cheese or Disney World, it would be obvious. I present three options:

1. The two girls were arguing over a Stanley cup, and once they started it, the men had to finish it. Like most basic b*tches, if you aren't there for their worst you don't deserve them at their best. SPOILER: They have no best, and this brawl is Exhibit Q.

2. Someone called someone a Latinx.

3. It was a Nikki Haley rally, and Trump supporters got into it with pro-Gaza libs accusing her of genocide. Thankfully, there were no actual Haley supporters in attendance to get hurt.

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