You need to see this to believe it. President Barack Obama, sitting in a chair not quite large enough for his ego, took credit for America's oil boom. While simultaneously stroking himself for the Paris Climate Accord. Set phasers to "No effing way."

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“Suddenly America is the largest oil producer, that was me, people... Have you checked where your stocks were when I came in office and where they are now? … Just say thank you, please.”

So Obama both took credit for oil production while bragging about the Paris Climate Accord, which generally frowns on oil production. Excuse me while I remodel my home using nothing but the blunt force of my cranium.

If ever you wondered how to describe a pompous ass, start with Obama. Who, for eight years, did whatever he could to retard businesses, and yes that includes "raising your taxes a few points." We're talking about the man, the myth, the legend who also said "You didn't build that" when speaking about YOUR businesses which YOU built. But because local government built Obama's golden calves (otherwise known as roads and bridges) he thinks the government gets to partake in your personal business success. Even though the same government which builds roads and bridges had to first take money from private sector taxes to fund the building of said roads and bridges.

But why rehash the last eight years? You were there. You suffered with us as Obama did his best to cripple the American business when he wasn't trying to end gun rights while raising the temperature on global warming climate change panic.

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All that being said, Obama actually did love Big Oil. So long as it wasn't Amerian oil. He had rather a cozy relationship with foreign nations better known for raping women, beheading infidels and refusing to eat bacon. Read Dummies. Obama Rejected Keystone XL Pipeline BECAUSE He's a Friend to Big Oil.

On the one hand, I feel sorry for Obama, who desires attention and praise on the regular, now he's no longer important. On the other hand, I feel sorry for myself and for all of you, who continue to seeing and rebutting the vocal garbage spewing from Obama's facehole whenever someone points a camera at his prissy face.

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