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Ben Shapiro and Piers Morgan Have a Twitter Beef Over Gun Control
At some point, you would think Ben Shapiro would grow tired of smacking Piers Morgan over guns. Morgan is like the kid whose mother made him wear a helmet to school. On the short bus. Being forced to take violin lessons. Who even the dweebs would shove in his locker...actually, it sounds like Ben might be using Morgan to work out some issues from his childhood. Either way, it's entertainingAF.
It started with Morgan picking on poor little teenager Kyle Kashuv. Thought it's ok. Because it's only bullying if the teen in question wants to take away your rights (see also Save Your Whining. If You Enter the Public Arena of Ideas, Prepare to Get Burned and Dear Parkland Activists: You Admit to Bullying the Shooter, But Have the Gall to Blame Guns and the NRA?). Kyle is fair game. Kyle's also our boy and can handle his business well enough on his own.
Here's how it got started on the playground:
Have you studied the history of 2A? Try reading up on it. It was never intended to mean an individual’s right to be… https://t.co/c9UvaXowMb— Piers Morgan (@Piers Morgan) 1522707816.0
Then a Daily Wire Tumbler Pusher invoked the Shapiro name.
At which point Piers couldn't resist the "little man" insults.
What was silly about it was the size, like its owner. I prefer my copies of the Constitution, and my political pun… https://t.co/h1AqD9xtGZ— Piers Morgan (@Piers Morgan) 1522714199.0
Dude, now you called down the thunder! Only it's not Thor and his hammer. It's Ben and his cheap tumbler. Now made with 30% more bull semen!
That is why you fail.— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522716732.0
Oh snap, son. He went all Master Yoda on his ass!
I also like my constitutions like I like my pundits: American and concerned with protecting rights rather than infr… https://t.co/KFwWbRa98l— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522716873.0
Seems like someone’s overcompensating for a rather small...set of inalienable rights. https://t.co/LokFak6fcF— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522717525.0
Piers, smelling his own defeat, went right back to his original source of jokes: smallness. A subject with which he has much familiarity.
Calm down little guy @benshapiro ... it’s not my fault you’re so small.— Piers Morgan (@Piers Morgan) 1522718854.0
And here we go again:
Though your small intellect is not really in your control.— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522719272.0
See, this is why you never debate the Shapiro. Knowing he lost the "small man" argument, Piers switches to semantics.
It’s ‘unalienable’. Try reading your Declaration of Independence. https://t.co/4Q4qAjBLMp— Piers Morgan (@Piers Morgan) 1522719402.0
To quote Pretty Woman: Bit mistake. Huge.
I've read it. And its central contention is that we don't have to take advice on the nature of our rights from Brit… https://t.co/upgkFL3bYD— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522719626.0
Ah, so Piers is all "YOU USED THE WRONG WORD, LOL!"
Well no, the final document specifically says ‘unalienable’ not ‘inalienable’. It’s so odd that a stickler for righ… https://t.co/ydJqib6dqC— Piers Morgan (@Piers Morgan) 1522720150.0
Piers just had to open that door. Ben just waltzed through it playing his violin like he just don't care.
So just to be clear, your big argument is that my use of "inalienable rights" (used by Jefferson, and on the Jeffer… https://t.co/5ZpRWYnlBc— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522722967.0
Or is Barack Obama also ignorant of the proper usage here? https://t.co/FI7elTTzLI— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522723028.0
Or Abraham Lincoln? https://t.co/W40eqSe5zP— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522723170.0
Or Bill Clinton? https://t.co/UeOCYnFfVw— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522723216.0
So it turns out you're just as ignorant of the Declaration of Independence and its history as you are of the Constitution.— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1522723246.0
Here's an artist interpretation of the back and forth:
Everytime Morgan opens his mouth about guns, Ben Shapiro goes into Wolverine berzerker mode.
It's like getting to relive the Revolutionary War on an almost weekly basis.
We want MOAR.
