2022 was not the red wave we were expecting. It is a bitter pill to swallow and I accept all LOLing coming from progressive Twitter right now, as I would be doing the same if the roles were reversed. But there were silver linings. Lee Zeldin kept things close enough in New York that we picked up enough GOP congressional seats to (hopefully) flip the house. Ron DeSantis did Ron DeSantis things. And we say goodbye to two of our favorite Democrat losers who were losers once more: Beto O'Rourke and Stacey Abrams.

Or, we think we say goodbye to them. Both candidates and their elitist out-of-state progressive fans have a fondness for setting piles of money on fire.

Let's start with Robert Francis "All The Latinxs Call Me Beto" O'Rourke.

Beto puts up an impressive 0-3 record. He lost in 2018 against Ted Cruz, even though progressive women (and an alarming number of men) were changing their gender to Beto-sexual. He lost in 2020 when he was unable to outpander the panderlympics that was the Democrat Presidential primary. And he lost the gubernatorial race against Greg Abbott. All the political stunts in the world can't erase the suck.

Then we have celebrity election-denier, the 0-2 Stacey Abrams.

Abrams made election denial fashionable in 2018 when she denied losing to Brian Kemp. She used her celebrity as an election denier to fight common-sense voter integrity reform. Critics say she cost the Atlanta area millions of dollars when she convinced Major League Baseball to move the All-Star Game. HOWEVER, "independent" "fact" checkers point to a USA Today article that Abrams was allowed to stealth edit to claim otherwise. To her credit, Abrams did not deny losing last night. Also, Georgia had record turnout despite cries of "voter suppression."

On behalf of all of us at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, we salute Robert Francis O'Rourke and Stacey Abrams for all the content they have provided for us over the years. Now, for the love of God, go away.

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