I'm not sure if we can keep blaming all these Biden mishaps on his alleged (according to critics) dementia anymore. I mean, it's always been known that Biden isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. But yesterday was a truly remarkable day for Biden's stupidity.

First and foremost, he claimed that "20,000 pounds of fentanyl is enough to kill 1,000 people."

Mr. President, that amount of fentanyl would nuke the planet.

Next, Biden claimed that no Central Americans suddenly decide to sell all their belongings, entrust their lives to a Coyote, and embark on an extremely dangerous journey to illegally cross into America though they don't know the language and have nothing but the clothes on their backs, and therefore become entirely dependent on the American government and taxpayers. That would just be lunacy!

What's his source for this information, you may ask? Well, he explained that no one knows more about the border than the strange woman lurking in the background...who hasn't been to the border since June of 2021.

But wait! After two years, Biden FINALLY proposed a plan to solve the border crisis.

Its...an app...to allow illegal immigrants to seek asylum.

Now, I must admit, I am a bit intrigued. Will there be an Asylum test on the app? Will they have to perform a TikTok dance to prove they are true American patriots? Or perhaps pledge allegiance to Ukraine? I need answers.

Biden was also asked by a reporter about the drama over Kevin McCarthy's struggle to attain 218 votes in the Speaker's race. When asked if he was following the race, Biden struggled to come up with a simple response, until his handler-I mean, Vice President- stepped in.

And finally, he once again referred to Kamala Harris as "President."

At this point, I think it's safe to say this is not actually a gaffe. In fact, this may be the only issue where Biden has been honest with the American people.

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