Once more, with feeling! Joe Biden and KamaLOLa Harris teamed up for one last performance together. Six days from now, our long national nightmare will be over. Not even a good nightmare, like with Freddy Kruger. More like the nightmare where you wake up in high school algebra without any pants. This is not to be confused with the living nightmare of White House aides when they needed to clean the surprise in Biden's pants. Where was I going with this?

Oh yeah, Joe and Kamala pretending they don't hate each other long enough to brief everyone on the Los Angeles wildfire recovery efforts. I'll be honest. I won't miss the policies, dishonesty, or national embarrassment. Part of me will miss the content, like whenever Kamala Harris tosses the salad. And you KNOW how much she likes to toss the salad.

The word salad.

Then there's Joey. He only has a few days left of wandering around the Oval Office wondering where he is, how all these people got in his room, or who pooped in his pants. Only a few more days before Jill leaves him at the park with a snack and a note pinned to his sweater. Biden, who is technically still our president, boasted of the one-time payment of $770, which he's giving to people of Los Angeles who lost everything.

Yes, boasted. He made it a point to repeat the "one-time payment" thing.

Some of you are saying, "But Brodigan, We gave Ukraine over $180,000,000,000." Two things. First, lol, you said "butt."

Second, in Joe's defense, the $770 is an increase from the $700 that Hawaii wildfire victims received and the $750 that North Carolina hurricane victims received. "People should be appreciative of his generosity," the old man mumbled to himself.

There's only one way to end such a derpastic event.

Six more days, kids. Six more days.

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