There is a GOP debate on Wednesday. Each campaign team is making sure their candidates are equipped to tackle issues ranging from the cost of living, to Ukraine, to whether or not a man can be a woman. Biden's team is making sure their candidate is prepared for 2024 too. Prepared to not embarrass himself in public by falling down. Again. As he's done over and over.

Having such a plan to keep Biden upright and the need to have such a plan is such a cornerstone of Biden '24, that his team is bragging about it to corporate media. Axios has an article: Scoop: Biden team's don't-let-him-trip mission.

These bars tell you all you need to know:

Some senior Democrats privately have been frustrated with Biden's advance team for months, noting that the president often appears not to know which direction to go after he speaks at a podium. Often without context, Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age.

I get that in order to stay a journalismer in good standing, you have to shill for the Biden White House. But it's silly to blame us Republicans for sharing videos of Joe Biden falling down for Joe Biden falling down. And NOT Biden being so old AF he forgets how gravity works.

This is not to say we don't enjoy sharing these videos.

Because we do.

Very much so.

In order to steal the joy it brings Republicans to share content of Joe Biden embarrassing himself in public, his team has a secret mission to prevent these videos from happening. It's not so secret now that it was leaked to the press and conservatives are now going to SEIZE on Biden's team having a secret mission to prevent Biden from looking like an ass.

- Biden has been doing exercises to improve his balance with a physical therapist.

- He switched to tennis shoes to avoid slipping. Not sure if they have velcro instead of laces.

- POTUS now uses the short stairs on Air Force One, not to be confused with the short bus.

- Also, Joey's doctor has recommended balance exercises called "proprioceptive maintenance maneuvers." Unclear is what those maneuvers are, but I can't wait to see Biden attempt to use them in public.

A more effective plan would be to put Joe Biden in a home and stop with the senior abuse of making him run for president. But then Biden's team would have to look for new jobs.

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