Big Balls is a State Department official. When a wee Brodigan first started hustling political content in 2009, he couldn't have dreamed of arranging words to form such a sentence. Let alone, do so in a positive manner. But, yes, our favorite government employee is moving up in the world and has landed an IT job with Secretary Marco Rubio. No doubt, the over-the-top media outrage helped. Big Balls is the first celebrity of the Second Coming of Trump. Revel in it. Because We The People have a fever, and the cure is more Big Balls.

Tell me, when you picture a 19-year-old edgelord who calls himself Big Balls, you don't picture this guy.

To recap how we got here, the left and media (but I repeat myself) collected their first scalp when they exposed mean tweets that another DOGE member posted. They were expecting Big Balls to be their second and help them create a narrative about the people Cousin Elon has helping him expose how Democrats use our tax dollars as a slush fund for their political agenda.

So the memo went out to play with Big Balls.

They played with Big Balls for too long. Now he's going to explode all over diplomats' browser history.

(Folks, these are the jokes).

Edward Coristine, who briefly worked for Musk’s brain-chip start-up Neuralink, is posted as a senior adviser to the State Department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Technology, a critical hub for data — both sensitive and nonsensitive, officials said. Coristine, who also holds positions at the U.S. DOGE Service and the Office of Personnel Management, has attracted significant attention across Washington for his edgy online persona and the relative lack of experience he brings to his new federal roles.

This comes from the same media that celebrated a small-town mayor's being put in charge of the Department of Transportation just because he liked trains. A nerd who works at a neurotechnology company is the "inexperienced one," too inexperienced to work in an IT department.

Some U.S. officials expressed alarm about Coristine’s new perch at the bureau, which serves as the IT department for Washington’s diplomatic apparatus. All of the department’s IT and data management functions were centralized at the bureau during an overhaul before President Donald Trump returned to office, making it a treasure trove of information.

Ah, "treasure trove of information." There it is. Using the politics of fear that "they" are coming for your personal information is the talking point that the billionaires on the left came up with to disparage one of our billionaires. It's the new Haliburton and the Koch Brothers are going to use Project 2025 to destroy the internet if we don't pass Net Neutrality. Officials -- speaking anonymously, of course -- are concerned Big Balls doesn't have the experience to handle data that a 23-year-old college grad with a family connection would.

Meh. This is what we voted for. We voted for Trump to appoint Cousin Elon to do precisely what he is doing. Disrupt how the federal government has "worked" for decades. All it took to get things rolling was Big Balls.

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