Yesterday my mother asked: "Why do you think liberals are pushing the transgender issue so hard?" And I answered: "They're trying to destroy normalcy and the family." You may call me paranoid, but I'll point you to the welfare system, the insistence of putting single mothers on pedestals, downplaying the role of the father (especially in the black community), and the sacrament of the Democrat party, abortion.

Consider Bill Nye's practical endorsement of punishing families with more than two children as another round in the not-bed chamber.

Couples who chose to have more than two children, especially more than four, can attest to the intolerance they receive whenever they go out as a family. Large families are constantly given dirty looks, scolded, lectured, and picked on by (usually) tolerant liberals. Who love "my body, my choice." Couples with more than two children are cast in a negative light as backward, selfish (Ha!) and "out of control." Doctors push birth control on them like a fat feminist offers politeness advice to unsuspecting men riding the subway. Don't believe me? Ask a large family next time you see one, or simply observe how they're being treated by the "woke" individuals around them.

Secondly, aside from a couple's choice to have more than two children (proof that "pro-choice" is only for snuffing your unborn baby), can we also talk about how many couples are choosing not to have children, and are therefore not replacing themselves with offspring of their own? I know this is anecdotal, but up here in deep blue Seattle, many a couple are without children by choice. Which means those "woke" duos need to have someone else getting it on like bunnies to replace them, no? Maybe, just maybe, rather than throwing shade at families in Econoline vans, you childless yuppies could thank them for sustaining the population you chose to opt out of so you could live your current lifestyle of posh. Someone has to work while you're retired and childless.

I apologize zero for mounting a soapbox so high you got a nose-bleed while looking upon it.

America is not China. If a family decides to have more than two children, that's their business. It is not Bill Nye's job, or the job of anyone (least of all the government), to penalize a family with more than two children. Whatever happened to "stay out of my bedroom" and "keep your rosaries off my ovaries" progressive feminists and their beta-male companions? It's not okay for the government to regulate your sex activities unless the sex activities are more fruitful than you think appropriate?

Human beings are not the locust on the planet that Bill Nye and his intolerant, anti-children brown coats claim. And no, families with more than two children wouldn't be your problem either if we encouraged marriage over government welfare, husbands over handouts, and responsibility instead of championing victims. See how I pulled that all together? It's like this is a passion of mine or something.

In conclusion, mind your own damn business, Bill Nye. Same to you "woke" liberal snotwads telling everyone else how to live. I rather thought you wanted people to mind their own business and stop judging you for your sex habits of doing it with cumquats and used stool samples. You first: stop judging large families who use sex for reproduction.

Of course, people who love the planet (or claim to) also love snuffing people out. Just never themselves.

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