If I told you about a cupcake with an Oreo inside, you'd start drooling. If you were a leftist fecal patty with far too much time on your hands, probably because you're unemployed (and unemployable), you'd cry raaaaaaacism because the cupcake is called "Mr. President."

In early September, however, not long after opening, the shop ran into some trouble when Portland customers became upset by the "Mr. President" cupcake, described on the menu as "Oreo (™) Cookie baked inside white cake, cookies n' cream buttercream."

On Yelp, one reviewer wrote, "Very troubling. They were serving a cupcake called the 'Mr. President' that had an Oreo cookie inside. When I tried to point out the racism implied, they claimed that 'our current president loves Oreos.'"

Get it? Because our President is black and calling someone an "Oreo" is a racial slur! There's just one problem there, according to store owner Anjelica Hayes...

For one thing, she said, "I myself am black."

Hayes said she is a born and raised Portlander. She said she is very involved in the community and has even started something she called, "our 'Piece of Cake' movement."

"We have driven around Portland to give away cakes to the homeless," she said, "and donated thousands of cupcakes to the community."

Ms. Hayes is a nice lady. She bakes cakes. She feeds the homeless. Yet leftist rabble-rousers are targeting her for harassment. Over a cupcake. Read also Gaystapo Strikes Again: Christian Bakery Fined for Reasons You Won't Believe.

Hayes changed the name to "The Professional" just to shut people up. But the real reason she named the cupcake "Mr. President"? Because it was so delicious, she thought it should run for higher office.

Let's also note another "problematic" problem with Ms. Hayes. Her bakery is called "Fat Cupcake." That's fat-shaming. Right you leftists poo-poo heads? How dare she.

Of course all protesting numbnuts can see is racism, racism everywhere, and not a pastry to be found. Sometimes, though, people just go about their days and bake delicious treats. We're talking about a freaking cupcake with an Oreo inside. Who in their right mind would protest such a thing? It should be celebrated. A cookie inside a cupcake. Dessert-ception. Seriously, how can that be protested? If Anjelica Hayes lived in the UK and named this cupcake "The Queen" would anyone protest? Ms. Hayes was simply exemplifying the awesome of a COOKIE INSIDE A CUPCAKE.

Also, you dimwitted morons protesting a cupcake: don't eat it. If you're butt-hurt over what you interpret to be a racial slur in a pastry, go eat a cardboard box. Chew out some holes for a door and windows. Call it your "White House."

President or Professional? All that matters is that it's delicious.

For you SJWs in search of another spanking, watch this video as you nibble on your vegan "dessert." Twits.

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