Black Friday: a day where one might get stabbed over a discounted toaster oven, actually managed to bless the world with a deal of its own. Not with slashed prices on a Bissell Vacuum, but by slashing Cuba's dictator Fidel Castro from the ranks of the living. Ding dong, the communist dung bomb's dead. Rather than celebrate the passing of one of the world's parasites, leftist butt nuggets took "Fidel's" bucket kicking as a moment to heap praise on him. As if Castro weren't a churner of communist feces, but Mother Teresa. A Mother Teresa who imprisoned gays and killed her dissenters. But hey, that Cuban literacy rate tho.

So while those sorry souls who've been ruled by Castro's bloody hands are celebrating his demise, Black Lives Matter have chosen to honor Castro as a hero. Birds of a feather...

Former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro’s legacy provides many lessons to learn from, according to Black Lives Matter.

After Castro’s death Friday, Black Lives Matter released an article titled, “Lessons from Fidel: Black Lives Matter and the Transition of El Comandante.”

“And there are lessons that we must revisit and heed as we pick up the mantle in changing our world, as we aspire to build a world rooted in a vision of freedom and the peace that only comes with justice. It is the lessons that we take from Fidel,” the group claims.

"Freedom and peace?" This was a guy who ruled his island with a rubber-gloved fist. The better to shove someone's head in a toilet for easy drowning. Or to protect his cuticles from the blood of his citizens. Because if you joked about how "Fidel" looked like homeless Saddam's twin, you could be shot. Via a firing squad. Not with an iPhone squirt gun emoji. Minor differences.

I'm no genius, but what part of Fidel's rule would we consider "free or peaceful"?

Leftists like BLM see thugs like Che Guevara and Castro as cool "revolutionaries" best emblazoned on hipster tees. Mostly because such twits are privileged jackasses who’ve never lived in communist dictatorships. No, that college course on Karl Marx doesn’t count. Whether or not BLM participants have been pulled over by a cop for speeding, these protesting numb-nuts have been lucky enough to live in a country that doesn't bow before dictators. But does allow skinny jeans as an acceptable fashion choice. Incidentally, Castro and his Soviet pals wanted to nuke the entire USA, not just "white America." Because of real freedom. Not the skinny jeans.

Black Lives Matter and other leftist sympathizers, ignored the over one million Cubans who risked their lives to escape Castro. The same Cubans who celebrated in the streets at the news of his overdue death. And booed the ever-loving crap out of douchemeister Colin Kaepernick. Perhaps BLM didn't notice the Cuban celebrations because BLM was too busy blocking store-fronts of white-owned businesses. You know, to raise awareness about police brutality. Which Castro used whenever he damn well felt like it. Irony.

Black Lives Matter and Castro go together like Shaun King and tanning beds. Both are/were militant leftists with mean streaks that would make Mr. T blush. If ever you had misgivings about Black Lives Matter's goals and rhetoric, wonder no more. They think a murderous, communist dictator was a super-groovy cat.

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