Here's some good news for your Friday: black unemployment hit another record low. Even though we're constantly told by leftist media that Trump is a super racist, his agenda and policies seem to have the opposite effect. From CNN:

Black unemployment fell to a record low in August, helped by a jump in the number of black women on the job.

The unemployment rate for black workers fell to 5.5% from 6%, according to the Labor Department data. The previous record low of 5.9% was set in May 2018.

Well crapsticks, the super-secret white supremacist racist potluck meetings are failing us whites. I thought Donald Trump and everyone who voted for Donald Trump were supposed to be keeping the "colored folk" down. Not to be confused with record low unemployment, but just down. So who screwed this up? Not once, but multiple times, as the record unemployment among the dark whites has been broken at least twice.

The unemployment rate for black women fell to a record 4.4% from 5.2% in July. The unemployment rate for black men crept up to 5.9% from 5.8%. But the previous month's rate was a record, so the rate is still near its historic low.

Unemployment among workers who identify themselves as Hispanic or Latino also fell in August to 4.2%, which matched a record low set earlier this year.

Ah snap. So it's not just the dark whites but the white Hispanics who've benefited? Guys, I thought we talked about this at book club between our basic bitch brunches: STOP HIRING THE COLORED PEOPLE.

Obviously I'm kidding. It's great news that everyone is experiencing record unemployment. The more people who're working and paying their own way, the happier people seem to be (in my opinion). When fewer people suck at the government teet, fewer people need government. Usually, that's when government lackeys panic and say insane things like it's time to cull the population through abortion. Oh, wait... OPINION: Sorry Democrats, It's Not the Republicans Who Are Nazis.

Riddle me this: if Trump is a super racist, wouldn't he be doing whatever he could to ensure non-whites, even those who're dark white or white Hispanics, be dependent on government? Just asking.

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