Of course, I've had my problems with various aspects of the #BlackLivesMatter charade. Namely that the entire movement is predicated on a corrosive, leftist ideology and typical, PC, SJW tomfoolery (see Carly Fiorina: Black Lives Matter…Just Not to Liberals and Even Obama Tells #BlackLivesMatter to Stop Whining and Do Something Productive…).

But I'd like to think we can all agree that this guy, Ntokozo Qwabe, (a "black activist" who lead the "Rhodes Must Fall" movement) has turned up the douchebaggery level to an eleven...

On Thursday, he wrote on Facebook about an altercation with a waitress during a visit to a restaurant called Obz Café in the Western Cape, South Africa. He said the incident had left him ‘unable to stop smiling because something so black, wonderful & LIT just happened!’

He wrote that he had eaten there with a friend, described as a ‘radical non-binary trans black activist’, but that the pair had refused to pay the ‘white woman’ waitress a tip.

He said: ‘They take a pen & slip in a note where the gratuity/tip amount is supposed to be entered.

"The note reads in bold: “WE WILL GIVE TIP WHEN YOU RETURN THE LAND...The waitress comes to us with a card machine for the bill to be sorted out....She sees the note & starts shaking. She leaves us & bursts into typical white tears (like why are you crying when all we’ve done is make a kind request? lol!)."

He added that she left the table crying and a ‘white male colleague’ then approached the table to ‘annoy us more with his own white tears telling us that he finds our act “racist”.’

"Moral of the story: the time has come when no white person will be absolved. We are tired of “not all white people” and all other bulls***. We are here, and we want the stolen land back...No white person will be out here living their best life while we are out here being a landless and dispossessed black mass. NO white person shall rest...It is irrelevant whether you personally have land/wealth or you don’t...Go to your fellow white people & mobilise for them to give us the land back."

At the very least, I think we can bridge the racial divide here, in that people of all colors can agree that this "activist" (and his queer, party friends)....

Pardon the language.

Of course, there's the obvious commentary here in that "what if the roles were reversed blahblahblah?" but I'm not going to do that. Let's cut straight to the chase.

Ntokozo Qwabe, the act you just committed is one commonly referred to as "racism." I know what you’re thinking. You’re wondering where this white devil gets off, calling you a racist. Right? Allow me to explain.

See, contrary to your “Black Lives Matter” (or "Rhodes Must Fall" in this instant) movement’s constant, false claims of racism, what you’ve exhibited here is actual racism. A white guy refusing to “check his privilege”? Not racist. A white guy wearing dread-locks (see where this college student was assaulted for doing just that)? Also not racist.

… Refusing to tip a waitress while simultaneously taking pleasure in her pain solely because of the color of her skin?

I hope I’ve crystallized the basic concept for you. My goal is only to help. You’ll find your life to be vastly improved once you let go of your deep-seated, hateful racism. And when you do, who will you have to thank? A hashtag? Shaun King?

No. Your old pal Crowder, who took the time to set your sorry, racist ass straight. You’re welcome.

For more educational resources on real racism vs fake racism, reference the video below.