It’s safe to say that no business, small or large, is safe from the rash of crimes sweeping across the country, mostly in liberal cities. Organized smash-and-grab robberies have become a popular past-time activity in many areas. Even CNN was put in a position where they couldn't ignore the problem.

What are business owners supposed to do? Well, they can fight. Now, I don’t know if the man in this video is the owner of the business—if he’s not, he definitely deserves a raise—but he’s willing to throw down to keep it safe, regardless. And when a trio of hooded-up douchelords come running in to steal some of that sticky-icky-icky, our dude behind the counter isn’t having it for a second!

Duuuuuuude.

The thugs outnumbered the dude and were armed with what looked like an economy-size thing of pepper spray. Yet all it took was some backbone and a glass pipe, and we saw that the thugs were not only scumbags, they were pussies too. A point our dude emphasized when he flexed on them.

The only thing this video is missing, besides a cameo from Hunter Biden's lawyer, is audio. I would have loved to have her our dude yell "El-kaBONG" as he smashed it upside one of the three robbers' noggin.

You would think now that pot is legal in most places, dispensaries would be the safest place. Shockingly, that is not the case. People who run the dispensaries said their lives were less at risk when they were selling drugs illegally.

Pot shops are all independently owned and have not been gobbled up by global corporations yet. Had that been the case, our friend would have been fired for violating some "zero tolerance" policy. Instead, I'm sure his boss gave him an ounce and told him to take the rest of the day off.

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