The Boycott Target movement has its own anthem! Christian rapper Forgiato Blow aka Trump's Nephew aka the Mayor or MAGAville dropped "Boycott Target." The song is about -- you guessed it --- boycotting Target. Specifically on how conservatives have a "target" on our back while the retailer is TARGETing our kids.

Now drop that joint.

One thing I absolutely LOVE about the MAGA movement is the creativity and the art that has come from it. It was always something the right has been lacking. Coming up in the Tea Party, all we got were corny Alex. P Keaton wannabees reading haikus over a generic beat and calling it rap music. Now we've got cats like Forgiato, Bryson Gray, and Loza Alexander dropping legit hip-hop b-b-b-BARS! As the man said, politics is downstream from culture.

As of last night, "Boycott Target" was #6 on the iTunes charts. I feel as if there is something we can do about this...

Target's stock dropped to a three-year low this past week, and the company has lost a reported $9 billion. Though I know I'm in the minority, I don't view stock prices as too much of an indicator. It is definitely a sign of the bad press. But I remember Peloton stock plummeting because a fictional character died on one during the Sex in the City reboot. Investors are weird.

What's going to make a difference is when retail sails start to plummet. That's what did it for Bud Light, to where they now have rebates on twelve-packs allowing you to get the beer for free. It's the only way they can move merchandise.

And that's even WITH Bud Light yeeting the marketing executive from the company. By all accounts, where you listen to Target's Chief Diversity and Inclusion Officer (that's a thing), the retailer will be digging in their heels. For now.

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