It was a wild weekend in Chicago. Yes, again. I know you might think this an old post since there always seems to be a wild weekend in Chicago. But no, I mean this past weekend specifically. Though unlike the chaos in the streets that Chicago's mayor chalked up to "teens being teens," this was just an old-fashion brawl at the stadium.

The best thing? It was a girl-on-girl fight. At least, at first. Fights that girls start tend to need to be finished by the men with them.

As far as I can tell, the fight was between Camo Pants and Martinez. Let your imagination run wild as to what started it. Camo Pants could have been a Cubs fan. Martinez could have taken CM Punk's side in the AEW drama while Camo Pants is all elite. Or, it could be a simple case of knowing what happens when the gals get one too many White Claws in them.

Whatever the excuse, my guess is that Camo Pants started it. When the ladies were finally pulled apart, Camo Pants did a middle-finger dance to taunt Martinez.

So Martinez hit her in the face with a Coke bottle.

As is customary, fights started by girls need to be finished by men. Eventually, the dudes started throwing punches as well.

The fight ended when security...security? SECURITY?!

One of the security guards must have been the one filming the video. I'm sure that was the reason no one showed up to break up a two-minute-long fight in the stands.

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