Here's a quick anatomy lesson. Boobs are for breastfeeding. Motor-boarding too, sure. But mainly breastfeeding. It's a rather triggersome fact (see Idiotic Feminist Professor: Stop Calling Breastfeeding 'Natural.' Yes, Really...). Another interesting thing about the bewbz? Lots of transgender "men" still have them. They're the last vestiges of womanhood remaining in their testosterone-pumped bodies. And some of those she-dudes use their boobal region to feed babies. Yep, it's not normal. Even more not normal are breastfeeding groups taking steps to welcome these unfairly marginalized trannies...

A breastfeeding advocacy group is floating the notion that men can nurse children. Nursing is not just for moms anymore, according to a blog post from the National Catholic Register this week that included a policy statement from La Leche League International (LLLI).

There are links to accounts on two websites in the blog post, one to an online TIME magazine column: Breastfeeding and parenting from a transgender perspective. [It] detailed stories of women who identify as men but who were able to become pregnant and nurse children.

LLLI ... changed the policy, because "the cultural understanding of gender has expanded." Therefore "it is now recognized that some men are able to breastfeed."

A statement from LLLI said: "We recognize that any breastfeeding parent, regardless of whether they self-identify as a mother or father, should be - and is now - welcome to investigate LLL Leadership. There are other prerequisites that a potential Leader needs to satisfy, but being a woman isn't one of them."

Firstly, nursing a baby with one's chest hams is a rather womanly thing to do. It's one of those things you'd think transgender men would have left behind, like makeup and binge watching Say Yes to the Dress. These imitation dudes having functioning meat mountains with which to sate tiny milk vampires? Speaks leagues as to the anatomical confusion they've needlessly subjected their bodies to.

But seriously, trannies, do you want to be treated as men or do you want to be welcomed as one of the girls? Because your five o'clock shadow is telling me "dude," but your leaking man mammaries are telling me "lady." I'm almost as stumped as your ovaries.

Biological contradictions aside, this also impedes on the comfort of the ladies attending these breastfeeding groups. The LLLI is welcoming manly persons among their ranks as leaders to counsel breastfeeding women. Let me know how that works out. As a gal myself, I have little interest in taking boob tips from someone who tried to smash their bosom away by way of binding themselves in order to look more masculine.

Apparently virtue signaling is more important to these groups than protecting the few truly feminine spaces that liberals have yet to rip away from women. Men can be makeup artists, men can be female models, men can have periods, and now men can breastfeed too. Accept it, bigot.

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