I know what you're thinking. It's shocking that a Muslim would be preaching in favor of sex slaves, especially in Europe (see Cologne Rape Victims Devastated as Gleeful Islamic Migrants Leave Court Free Men… and Swedish Police Give Out ‘Do Not Molest’ Bracelets Amidst Music Festival. Islamic Migrants Ignore…). I also know you're being sarcastic. Your Islamaphobia has been reported to the proper authorities.

Actually, if you're a regular LwC reader and/or have ever read more than twenty pages of the Qur'an, you will find this zero parts shocking. At all.

That doesn't mean that it's any less disgusting.

A hardline Muslim preacher suspected of radicalising three British jihadis told teenage disciples that it is ‘permissible’ under Islam to have sex slaves.

Ali Hammuda, an Imam at a Cardiff mosque where three young jihadis from the city worshipped before travelling to Syria to join Islamic State, also told the group of boys as young as 13 that the ‘day of judgment is close’ – a key part of IS’s warped propaganda.

The revelations come amid heightened fears over the Islamist terror threat in the UK in the wake of the bloody attacks in France.

Hammuda is still preaching at the same mosque, two years after the three ‘Cardiff jihadis’ – Nasser Muthana and Reyaad Khan, then 20, and Muthana’s younger brother Aseel, then 17 – left for Syria in 2014.

Time to speak up, Feminists!

Fem... Feminists?

Ooooh that's right, I forgot. That self-professed 'bravery' of feminists all but evaporates in the face of being blown up. Or, in the face of being subverted as a sex slave. The good news is that sex slavery is cool now. Haven't you heard? Tolerance! HIGH FIVE FUTURE MISS SEX SLAVE!

It should also be noted that this cleric is not a member of ISIS or the Taliban. He isn't speaking from the solace of a pulpit in an Islamically extremist country. Hell he isn't even speaking from the pulpit of a "moderate" Islamic country. He's evangelizing in the UK. So again, it begs the question: disregarding terrorism... isn't "moderate" Islam bad enough? What this turdnugget is teaching, isn't it still pretty damn bad? You don't need pipe-bombs and suicide vests to be a "radical" Muslim. Just the Qur'an.

Also, this kind of thing is going on with Muslims in mosques across the country. Every day...

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