A WNBA coach is upset that Brittney Griner's return didn't sell the arena out and wants to know why. One would think it has something to do with the word "WNBA," yet here we are.

Los Angeles Sparks player Brittney Griner was arrested in Russia when she was caught with marijuana. Reefer. Because she was both African-American and LGBTQ, a deal was made to trade her for someone called "The Merchant of Death." Seriously, the black and gay thing was what the Biden Admin and their acolytes promoted as to why we should praise them. Side note, Russia is laughing at us.

Griner returned to the court yesterday with special guest Kamala Harris. Over 10,000 fans showed up for a team who only averaged 5600 fans a game last season. While anyone in the WNBA should be thrilled that a single game doubled their usual attendance, Phoenix Mercury coach Vanessa Nygaard head coach found it problematic.

We didn’t sell out the arena for BG? Like, I expected more, you know, to be honest. Right, it was great, it was loud. But how was it not a sellout? How was it not a sellout.

To put the 10,000+ in comparison, here's what attendance for a typical WNBA game looks like:

It was not a sellout because it is the WNBA and no matter how hard the media tries, they can't make people care about the WNBA. That includes WOMEN who you would think would be thrilled they had their own basketball league. Yet...

Hey Siri, what was that Bill Burr said about the WNBA?

We gave you a f*cking league and none of you showed up. Where are all the feminists? That place should be packed with feminists--faces painted, wearing jerseys, flashing their t*tties--going f*cking nuts like the guys do in the upper deck."

There are fewer people who know what a Brittney Griner is than there are who know what a WNBA is. Hence, there wasn't a sellout.

Side note: Paul Whelan, the Marine who is imprisoned in Russia over false charges of espionage? He's still there.

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