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ArticlesJuly 03, 2018
Vice Publishes July 4th Recommendations For Progressives and They're as Horrible As You'd Expect
Well, lefties are at it again, trying to suck all the fun out of a holiday. Now, they're targeting America's firework-filled birthday, the Fourth of July
They started it off with a declaration that America is a giant racist sh*thole not worthy of celebrating. You know, pretty standard stuff for a lefty:
America has always been bad, no matter who the president is or was. “This is not America,” I keep hearing. But the truth of the matter is that family separation, a disregard for Black lives, homophobia, and every other incarnation of white male supremacy are exactly what America is made of.
Rather than merely hate on the U-S-of-A, they decided to be productive, bless their hearts. They've put together a list of ways to celebrate the 4th, lefty style. Here's a couple highlights:
Consider asking for material or monetary donations from your guests for a cause that our government and/or other American institutions have abandoned or actively worked against, like the Flint, Michigan water crisis or abortion access.
Hold a reading of poems and stories written by people who’ve suffered hardships due to American policies, customs, and/or agencies.
If you sense that you’ve been invited to a patriotic party where you’ll be expected to wear red, white, and blue—and all but make out with the American flag—feel free to ditch it and instead spend your time volunteering to help resettled refugees or fight for gun reform.
Yeah, this is why nobody would ever dare accuse a leftist of being the life of the party.
I won't pretend like America has never done any wrong. We have our fair share of past sins, sure. That's not about to stop us from firing up the grill, char-broiling some Ballparks and setting off miniature explosives. Because this is America. Partaking of glorious meat and blowing things up is what we do.
Leftists hate America. There's really no getting around that truth. They think 'Murica is a despotic crap-dungeon and no amount of facts or fireworks are going to convince them otherwise. They can shirk all the fantastic July 4th things and hate the US all they want.
America will still be the best, regardless:
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