The Bud Light drama started with a TikTok video and Anheuser-Busch is attempting to end the controversy with a single, slickly produced ad. One that will remind people of a time when drinking Bud Light was pro-Americana. We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website have selected two TikTok videos and one commercial to see what YOU find more embarrassing to Bud Light.

You know the back story, right? TikTok ingénue Dylan Mulvaney, Woke VP of Marketing Melissa Weinerchild, the dumbest brand decision EVAH, etc. Also, please note I assign zero political motive to the TikTokers. Just dudes being bros doing content.

This is video #1 of what happens if you drink Bud Light.

Video #2

BUD LIGHT SHOWER BEER | EASY TO DRINK EASY TO ENJOY :30www.youtube.com

And video #3

If you chose video #2, the one where an alleged PR professional thought a Zac Brown song and a country music festival would be just enough rubebait to shut critics up, and spent millions in production and advertising for this shameless pandering attempt, YOU WIN! Because while all three videos are embarrassing to Bud Light, only #2 is UNINTENTIONALLY embarrassing.

Also, those aren't what shower beers are. They got the two girls and a guy drinking beer while water falls on them right. The location was all wrong. HAD the commercial featured actual shower beers, Bud Light may have won back some fans.

Seeing AB's pathetic attempts to "win back" customers shows you how little the company thinks of those customers. It makes me all the more grateful to my local brewer.

There's even a good chance his politics align more with Dylan's than mine. That's fine because it never comes up. I say "Here's a growler" and five minutes later he hands it back and says "Here's beer." It's the way our founding fathers intended us to get sauced.

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